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tangerine taste
Saturday, July 24, 2004
bleahz...it's not rubbish lolz...besides a blog is to relax one corner sia...if wanna make it so serious...then wat's the point of having one??? so keeping tt in mind...here's more "rubbish"...

1. At the movies: When you meet
acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets back over
here..


2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed
high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local
anesthesia..... why don't you try again.



3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?



4. When a friend announces her wedding, and you
ask...
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:- No, he's a miserable wife-beating ,
insensitive lout...it's just the money.


5. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone
call...
Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the
Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I
was sleeping.... you dumb witted moron.



6. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently
shorter hair...
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding......



7. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects
in your mouth...
Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.



8. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman
asks...
Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.
Answ! er:- Gosh, it's a miracle ............it was a
piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!


by ~me~ at 11:56 PM ©


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