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bleahz...it's not rubbish lolz...besides a blog is to relax one corner sia...if wanna make it so serious...then wat's the point of having one??? so keeping tt in mind...here's more "rubbish"... 1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends... Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here? Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets back over here.. 2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet... Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt? Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia..... why don't you try again. 3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask... Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people. Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you? 4. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask... Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good? Answer:- No, he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money. 5. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call... Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping? Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping.... you dumb witted moron. 6. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair... Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut? Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding...... 7. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth... Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts? Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed. 8. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks... Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke. Answ! er:- Gosh, it's a miracle ............it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!! by ~me~ at 11:56 PM ©
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