Friday, July 30, 2004
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
Ask: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" (No.) Wink.
Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.
There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?
Wasn't I supposed to eat you somewhere?
You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they'd be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.
Let's let only latex stand between our love.
Roses are Red; Apples are Sour; I'll Spread my legs; And you can show me your "power"
-isaac

by ~me~ at 11:42 AM ©

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