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04A5 Alson.Guang Hui.Alastair.Rong Rong.Evon.Marvin.Qian Zi.Isaac.Hwee Pin.Han Zhi.Feng Ji.Jeremy.Clarence.Racheal.Zhiyang.Yi Sheng.Yong Cheng.Pey Shan.Junni.Sally.Alvin.Jian Lin.Xin Hui.Eng Yeow. How Many Special People Change? Tagboard |
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Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she sleptthrough the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping,''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, littleJohnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin andjabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teachersaid, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' ButMary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to therescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teachersaid, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adamafter she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her withthe pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damnthing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted. -zhiyang cheers by ~me~ at 6:54 PM ©
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